1- "I don't get time, life is sooooo busy .." -- when he actually doesn't have anything to do but to say.."I 'm so busy":P
2- This one is similar to the first one but it has its own sweet impact :P , you make a phone call & the other person right after listening to your introduction, "Hey! I ' m in middle of something really important..." -- when he is at the crucial level of harvesting his crops at Farmville...
3- He will always talk about Motivation, Leadership, Teamwork, Respect -- when his subordinates/peers speak shit about him :P
4- He is so comfortable in speaking English lingo ALWAYS!-- even when ".com" is "daatt kaaam" for him :P
5- He carries coffee mug with him while driving the car :P
6- "I am fond of '7 Habits of Highly Effective People' by Stephen Covey.." -- when "Alice in Wonderland" doesn't make him smile even once.. :P
7- "Who impressed you??"
"Of course, Steve Jobs.."
"Why Steve Jobs?"
"Ummm! he is the CEO of Apple.. he invented iPad..he invented the mouse.."
But actually -- "I don't know everybody is posting about him after his death on Social Media.." :P
8- He will always ask his colleague/friend/acquaintance .."Would it be possible for you to provide me free entry for the upcoming Conference at PC?"
Friend : "Yeah! How do you see this conference contributing in your success?"
He: "Business Networking, you know. Aur phir PC ka lunch woh bhi freeeeeee " :P
9- He, as your boss, "We need to get 'zero' while using two digits, I need the team work on it"..
Team: "Sir, how about 0 x 1 =0 ?"
He: "Ummm! it's good but...."
Team:"0 x 2 =0 ?"
He: " Yes..but...OK! Please, take your time and come with some effective solutions, I know you can do it"
Team after few days later : "Sir, we have found the solution..how about 0 x 0 = 0?"
He: "Umm..You are right but....we need to change the target, lets find out how to get 2 using 2 digits?" :P
& the story goes onnnnnn & onnnn !!! :D
10- You make a call , you say you deal in ABC services, would you like to purchase?He takes all the information & then:
He: "Please, call me tomorrow"
You make a call tomorrow
He:"Hey ! I'm busy somewhere, can you call me in the middle of the month?"
You call him again
He:"Yeah, who is this..?"
You: :S - You again introduce yourself..
He:"O yeah yeah!!Hey, I'm sorry we don't need your services.."
You: !@!#$@%$#^$#
hehe...
11- He is going to Gloria Jeans :P
PS: The list is created after spending 1 year and few months with the professionals. Please, if you have something similar to this , share it :D. I know i will keep adding in this list ...:P
See ya!!
